You aren’t going to like this one, Ladies. I’ll give you a quick ten seconds to just hit the X and get out of here. Was that enough time? Alright. Here we go. 1 Timothy 2:14 reads, “And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.” Eve got duped, and now we must suffer for eternity. Thanks, Ladies. Appreciate it. You had ONE JOB. Do NOT eat from the tree of knowledge. That’s it. Then, they have the audacity to turn around and tell US that WE don’t listen. Well, you girls don’t even listen to God himself. In all seriousness, (I’m only sort of joking) it’s not *really* Eve’s fault. After all, she was deceived by the master of deception. The question becomes, “how?”
Recently, I came across an article that went through the three steps of how Satan fooled Eve, which I will link at the bottom. It goes like this, 1) He told a bold lie, 2) He caused her to question God’s motives, and 3) He caused her to think she was missing out on something good for her. You know what? That sounds like the exact methodology I have used in every single encounter I have ever had with a female. The problem here is that it works. Well, in my case, it works only sometimes. Whatever “works” means in this context. I’m a single, [REDACTED] year-old man, so it obviously has not worked out that well. But I have managed to trick a few females myself. These may not be verbatim quotes, but like Lucifer himself, I lead with a lie. “I am a better man than you think I am. Look at all these positive qualities I possess.” Step 2: Make her question other men’s motives. “You know, all these other guys want to do is have sex with you. I assure you that is the LAST thing on my mind. Let’s get to know each other.” Finally, Step 3: Cause her to think she’s missing out on something. “Well, I am going to be at this or that place anyway. You are more than welcome to tag along. It’ll be fun!” Satan’s “3 Step System to Getting the Woman of Your Dreams” works particularly well if you have a job. For the longest time, I did not, but it brought me pretty far, nonetheless. I can’t say that this approach to getting a woman results in any sort of success in terms of an elongated relationship, but it does “work.” Again, whatever “works” means here. The Luciferian way “works,” but it’s just that: Luciferian. It’s not the way things should be done. Ideally, we would want to do things the complete opposite way. The Godly way. For the record, I am speaking generally here as men chase women. However, I am well aware that this scenario works in reverse as well. Women can and do play the role of the snake. Anyway, let’s continue.
The Godly way doesn’t exactly “work” straight away, though, does it? Imagine approaching one of these girls, and 1) telling the absolute truth about who you are, 2) admitting that another man might be better for her than you are, and 3) saying, “Hey, I’m going to Church this Sunday. Want to come get washed in the blood of the lamb with me?” That might be the way that it should be done, but good luck finding any sort of success. You may have to wait an eternity doing things that way. Maybe that’s the answer. Do it the right way and wait it out. If it happens, it happens; If it doesn’t, it doesn’t. But we don’t have a lot of time to waste, do we? How many cracks do you think we get at a legitimate, real relationship? We may have to shop around for a year to find somebody who buys into “the God way.” Then, we spend X number of years trying to figure out if that person is truly right for us. Sure, some people think they can figure that out a lot faster, but does that typically end well? It seems as though we are looking at a three-to-five-year process. So, if one falls through, there is five years gone. Another one bites the dust, and there are ten gone. We are under immense pressure to get it right – right now. Otherwise, we eventually will come face to face with the prospect of being alone. Forever. Dun-dun-duuuuuun!
What do we do with that? Here are a couple of schools of thought:
• Do it the way Satan did it. Ah, hell (no pun), that can’t be right. In the beginning, it is possible to have to use that approach but change course to the way of God afterward. The method here is to deceive our inner deceiver. Something to that effect. There is logic in that; however, I don’t believe behaving in a God-like fashion is like a faucet. You cannot just turn it on and off whenever you please. Besides, doing it this way leaves too much room for the foundation of the relationship to be based on lies and manipulation. Nobody ever truly gets away with that. The piper always gets paid.
• Do it the way God would have us do it. The world of instant gratification that we live in now would have us sending this one through the shredder. But who does it say more about if we were to tell the truth about ourselves, emulate God to the best of our ability, never make false promises, and the man or woman you were speaking to “rejects” you and is won by way of deception? Probably them. We may have to wait a while this way. Perhaps, forever. The day of meeting your “soulmate” may never come, but there may be more to be said about being able to hang your hat on conducting yourself in a Godly fashion than there is about dicking down an 8 one night because you lied. I understand if you aren’t religious. Trust me. Read my website. It’s depicting the images, though. God being the greatest good you can think of; Satan being the worst of all evil.
• Don’t. Don’t do either one. Create a relationship with yourself so strong that you don’t need anybody. We are full lives. Nobody can make us a “fuller life.” We are not half of a life, and when we meet somebody, we become a full life. That’s the train of thought, at least. It’s possible that two and three sort of intertwine. The goal would be to find a mode of being that transcends the need for companionship. A bit of a tough sell when we start to talk about having kids, but this approach is ultimate acceptance. Whatever happens, was always going to happen (or not happen), and it is perfect.
I’m sure you, the reader, are thinking to yourself, “these are the thoughts of somebody who has been single for entirely too long.” You’re right. I got to get out there and start lying. It’s women who are to blame for all of this anyway. I would just be giving them what they deserve. JUUUUUUST KIDDING, Ladies! Quite the conundrum, though, isn’t it? There isn’t a lot of time, and judging by the way of the world today, there isn’t a lot of God. Any of you pretty ladies want to come to church with me this Sunday?
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